so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
the cat cant even get in
(via ofsquigdyandmen)
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
WHERE IS THE “You ladies ready for my dope?” FROM BRING IT ON
(via ofsquigdyandmen)